One Piece: The Helplessness of Being Reborn from Birth

I was just eating a fish when a bone got stuck in my throat. I remembered the older generation saying that drinking vinegar helps, so I got up to grab some. Then I fell over and transmigrated. That was way too sudden! Fine, transmigrating is one thing, but why was I reborn as a baby? And why in the world of the Pirate King? At least I often watch those wholesome movies from Japan, so I picked up a little Japanese. What a headache...

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