Global: A Conceptual God, with Skills That All Rewrite Causality

In an age when everyone changes class, Jiang Fan becomes a Warrior, but his skills are nothing like anyone else's.

100% Catch the Blade Barehanded: After he swings his weapon, the target is guaranteed to kneel and catch the blade with their hands clasped together. If they can't kneel or clasp their hands, they die instantly!

The Sword Lives, Its Wielder Lives: As long as his sword remains intact, he is immortal!

Slay the Gods: Any target he kills is guaranteed to be a god!

Sever the Great River: Guaranteed to cut every river in two.

This is insane!

How did all my physical skills turn into conceptual, cause-and-effect laws?

Why did an ant I stepped on by the roadside drop a divine-grade item?

As Jiang Fan keeps changing classes, he discovers his skills are getting more and more absurd.

Whoever He Glares At Gets Pregnant, which lets him choose the unborn child's race and sex; the Thousand-Year Killer that never misses...

Eagle Sauce: "Are you out of your mind? You wiped out the Sakura Kingdom with one sword, and you say you were only testing your skill's power?"

Time God: "All I heard was, 'The river of time is a river too,' and then it was cut in half!"

Dragon Empress: "Waaah, I don't even have hands. I'm not worthy of fighting Jiang Fan."

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.