The Simp Villain Just Wants to Lay Low, but the Heroines' Characters Are Falling Apart

Lu Feng transmigrates into an absurd novel world. Just how absurd is it?

He's a villain, and has to grovel before all the leading ladies, becoming a stepping stone on the protagonist's path to showing off and face-slapping his foes.

Fortunately, as long as he follows the plot to the end, he can return to his own planet with his rewards and enjoy retirement.

But then something unexpected happens.

Just as the plot is going smoothly, all the leading ladies start hearing his inner thoughts.

This author really has some nerve. I've got brains and looks, so why make me compete with these leading ladies whose IQs are often nowhere to be found?

Honestly, my stepsister is beautiful, but she's an ice queen. It's so hot out. Couldn't she dress a little cooler? At least I'd have something nice to look at.

Listen, if I designed you a skirt to go with black stockings, gave you a light makeover, and put you in high heels, you'd have to be number one on the beauty rankings, wouldn't you?

Looking at the leading ladies whose personalities had all gone off the rails, Lu Feng was dumbfounded.

Wait, no!

Why isn't this going the way we agreed?

I'm a villain. How can you all be having improper thoughts about me?!

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.