Arms Dealer? You've Got It Wrong! I Sell Five Thunder Talismans

Su Chen, a young Taoist priest from Longguo.

Using Longguo's name, he opened an online store on an overseas platform called "Longguo Divine Strategists' Camp."

He only meant to sell a few ordinary magical talismans to help make ends meet.

One day, an overseas armed group took a liking to the Five Thunder Talismans he'd hastily scribbled and bought ten of them all at once.

Su Chen stared at the million in greenbacks that had landed in his account, at a loss for words.

"Bzz... The Heavenly Dao's myriad arts are now unlocked!"

And so, the world's biggest arms dealer was born.

"An AK-47? Try my Spiritual Qi Missile. Rat-a-tat-tat, a hundred rounds a second, and it shoots blue flames!"

"A main battle tank? How about a Golden Armored Warrior?"

Armed groups around the world:

Xuliyaya: Longguo's stuff is sturdy, durable, and affordable.

Houthi: The Sea God has lost his power. Longguo's Su God is the strongest!

The Bear: Comrade, send me a Heaven-Destroying Talisman, and I'll tear through the West!

The Ugly Country: A technological blockade? Longguo has already unlocked the theology skill tree! We need to start a theology race!

Longguo: How about you explain yourself?

Su Chen: Comrade, I'm really not an arms dealer. I only sell a few pieces of talisman paper.

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.