The Court Hears My Inner Thoughts, and My Gossip Habit Ruins Me!

After transmigrating, Xu Mo spent over a decade living a lazy life, eating snacks and watching the world go by.

He had planned to keep living that way forever.

Who could have guessed that his old man, a county lieutenant at the local yamen, would find him a job as a constable?

"I don't want to go to work! I want to lie flat! I want to slack off!"

Xu Mo cried, threw a tantrum, and rolled around on the ground.

But after he started working, life didn't seem so bad after all.

More importantly, he was bound to a gossip System. The System had one bug, though: everyone could hear his inner thoughts.

And then everyone heard the ridiculous conversations between him and the System.

After he solved two cases, the emperor learned of his abilities.

The emperor insisted he come work at the palace, and his father got promoted too.

Big news: the princess is fooling around with a monk!

Oh my god, the emperor is actually terminally ill!

What? The chancellor wet the bed last night?

With the System and Xu Mo around, the seat of supreme power turned into a gossip convention!

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any similarities are purely coincidental. Do not imitate.