After my ascension failed, what am I, a 1,000-year-old monster, supposed to do? I transmigrated through time and accidentally returned to my nine-year-old body, so of course I have to cultivate all over again. But what then? Revenge! Bwahahaha!
But the idiot who killed me is, by sheer coincidence, the protagonist of the silly harem xianxia drama I was reincarnated into. Wait, isn't he only seven or eight at this point? Fine. Since I can't hurt a child or the protagonist without suffering some kind of backlash, I'll just raise him to be better, faster, stronger, and more loyal!
This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.
Why doesn't the introduction sound like human speech?
I'm very curious about the author's motivation for continuing to create.