The Female Corpse Was Kissing You, and You Didn't Leave? You Said You'd Just Dug a Fishing Spot?

Night fishing, and he reels in a suitcase!

Netizens: "It's either full of cash or a person!"

He opens it and, sure enough, there's a corpse inside. Just then, a fish bites, and after Su Chen reels it in, he brags:

"Guys, three jin and two liang!"

Netizens: "Bro, maybe take a look at what you're doing? There's a dead woman lying in that suitcase!"

"I'm scared out of my wits just watching through the screen. Bro, call the police!"

Su Chen: "I just chummed the water. You want me to call the police? The cops will scare the fish off! Let me cast a few more times first!"

"You catch a woman's body, and they want to honor you at the police station, but you say you just chummed the water and don't have time?"

"You catch fifty kilograms of crystal meth, and they want to interview you in the city, but you say you don't have time because you're fishing?"

"You catch the Imperial Jade Seal, and they want to praise you at a provincial conference, but you say you just found a fishing spot and don't have time?"

"You chase off a Siberian tiger just so you can go fishing?"

"Seriously, man, how obsessed with fishing are you?"

Su Chen: "They say fishing is addictive, but I fish every day and I'm not hooked at all!"

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.