The Virility Ring: Did the March 15 Gala Expose My False Advertising?

Tang Yang invents a smart ring with an electric shock function.

Who could have guessed that one old-school customer would wear it in a very sensitive spot!

The results as an aphrodisiac are astonishing!

Sensitivity: -100! Stamina: 100!

The masseuse can't take it anymore and calls the police!

The old-school customer: "We only did it for two hours! Why are you accusing me of rape?"

The news breaks, and the aphrodisiac ring becomes a sensation, but competitors report it like crazy.

The March 15 consumer rights show calls it out for false advertising!

How can your smart ring possibly boost virility?

Tang Yang has no choice but to hold a public hearing.

Instead, he stuns the entire internet!

Netizens: "It lasts two hours? Get me one!"

The Fruit CEO: "It's even more powerful than my smart ring? Oh no!"

Yang Mi: "I'm investing in this! Come to my room tonight!"

The netizens are so enthusiastic that they start crowdfunding!

They force Tang Yang to develop a ring that makes it bigger!

After that, Tang Yang has no choice but to release new products:

The Attack Speed Ring, the Resurrection Ring, the Magic Resistance Ring...

A tech company ends up going public in the adult products sector...

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.