The Military Man Wants to Take to the Skies

The poor soldier has it so rough.

He's been bullied terribly.

I've never seen anyone get picked on like this.

All the soldier did was take a stroll by the river,

when a beautiful woman came along, crying and insisting she wanted to marry him.

He couldn't chase her off. She was fierce, too, and she was a princess.

The soldier doesn't like princesses! Especially busty princesses!

The poor soldier has it so rough. He's never been bullied like this in his whole life!

The soldier is going to the heavens!!!

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