Star Rail: The Boy Band Is Ready to Report

Question: What does it take to become a proper boy band?

Blade: Obviously, you need a very handsome face.

Jing Yuan: And an interesting soul. Ideally, you should also have a decent assistant.

Rosa: Of course you need money.

Argenti: I think a proper boy band should have some fighting ability. What if you run into thugs on the street?

Dan Heng: I don't have much of an opinion. What matters is skill.

Kafka: If you ask me, the most, most, most important thing for a real boy band is to be multitalented. What can you guys do?

Blade: He's asking you, Dan Heng.

Dan Heng: The signal isn't very good.

Kafka: Do you guys even know what a boy band is? Fine, I'll have to teach you myself.

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.