This Taoist Priest Is Such a Pervert: Watching Japanese Videos with Tissues?

Su Yang transmigrates to a parallel world and becomes a Taoist priest. Unfortunately, Buddhism is flourishing while Taoism is in decline, and his temple is on the verge of closing.

Luckily, his System activates. He can exchange all kinds of rewards for shock value, so Su Yang immediately starts livestreaming.

Viewer: Taoist priest, what do you think of that island nation?

Su Yang: Obviously, you watch it with a roll of toilet paper. You ask what I think of Europe and America? Not interested. Playing with a toothpick in a huge vat isn't my thing.

Viewer: Priest, you made so much money. Why donate it instead of repairing your temple? And you still claim you're not a great philanthropist?

Su Yang: I can't bear to see those female devotees shivering in the cold, wearing so little in the alleys.

Buddhists: How can anyone behave like this? What an outrage! Thinking you can revive Taoism is a fool's dream!

Su Yang: Taoism teaches us to follow our hearts and govern through inaction. Buddhist rules don't apply to me. You bald old monks, take this Five Thunder Divine Technique!

And so,

Su Yang's irreverent livestream career took off at full speed.

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.