Siheyuan: You Told Me to Help the Birds, So Why Do You Slaughter Them Every Day?

Lu Weiguo transmigrates to a courtyard-house world and activates a System that rewards him for helping the scoundrels.

"Help the scoundrels? Are you kidding? Getting rid of them is obviously the right choice!"

The Host must interact and communicate with people in real life, helping the courtyard's scoundrels improve their living conditions. The greater the difference in their circumstances before and after receiving help, the greater the Host's expected rewards...

"Stop, stop, stop. You lousy System, uninstall yourself. I'm done with you!"

If this System is uninstalled, the Host will become a brainless idiot. Please choose carefully.

"So the whole idea is to shamelessly cling on, huh!"

"I'll spend every day getting rid of those scoundrels, damn it. Do what you want!"

Before long, Lu Weiguo discovers a way to exploit a bug in the System. The lousy System even understands homophone jokes: getting rid of them and helping them sound the same. Ha!

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.