I'm a Delivery Driver, So Isn't It Only Fair That I Know Kickboxing?

Yanzu is an ordinary delivery guy, with an unremarkable face and an unremarkable job.

Oh, right. He used to do full-contact fighting.

With unremarkable results.

While he spends his days delivering food, then posts unremarkable muscle videos at night and chats with "Blooming Fortune" in the comments,

the gears of fate begin to turn.

"Congratulations, Host. You are now bound to the 'Everyone's a Villain' System."

"When a 'villain' appears nearby, they will choose you as their target of violence first."

"Host, seize the opportunity and don't let the villains get away."

And so, while Yanzu is simply delivering food, a guy with a baton who just cut him off stops him.

Insults aren't enough for him. He pulls out his baton, ready to show off his skills.

Then...

After taking a combination of punches, the baton guy enjoys a peaceful, baby-like sleep.

Later, Yanzu says it was all an accident:

"I used to do full-contact fighting."

"I thought he was pulling out a knife."

"Of course, I wasn't even trying that hard."

Baton guy:

"One moment of extroversion, a lifetime of introversion."

Netizens:

"..."

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.