Siheyuan: Who Says I Can't Be a Beast?

Su Ming, a seasoned drifter in Beijing, transmigrates to the Siheyuan of '65.

All he has to do is annoy the courtyard's troublesome residents and make them feel negative emotions to earn generous rewards.

Skills, supplies, connections, pocket spaces...

Once he gets a taste for it, everyone in the courtyard becomes Su Ming's plaything.

“Silly Zhu, take my advice and stop being a simp! Or at least get in line behind the dogs!”

“First Master, I asked a doctor to explain it. The reason you can't have children is that you're impotent!”

“Jia Zhangshi, your yin energy is too strong. You killed your husband, and now your son too!”

“Damao, I'll take care of the whole having-a-baby thing for you. No need to thank me!”

“Sister Qin, climb on up. It's all for the kids!”

“Jingru, my nest is huge. Just bear with it.”

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.