Selling Medicine on Mount Laojun: A Strong Kidney, Fellow Daoist? Very Strong!

As a nominal disciple of Laozi,

Niu Tianshui doesn't cultivate the Dao or seek immortality.

He cultivates his kidneys.

Once he comes to his senses, Niu Tianshui realizes why he inherited the Kidney Treasure Scripture.

It's because modern people are overindulgent and don't exercise enough. Men and women alike are weak.

So Niu Tianshui decides to improve people's lives.

Kidney yang deficiency? Try my Niu family's little pills!

Kidney yin deficiency? Please abstain, lay practitioner!

What? A deficiency of both yin and yang?

Then try my Nine Needles for Restoring Yang!

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.