Three Kingdoms: My Desert Eagle Has Never Failed!

Liu Mu, a Shu enthusiast, transmigrates into the chaotic Three Kingdoms era and becomes Chancellor Zhuge's page!

Every time he visits a newly conquered city, he unlocks a reward.

But with Wolong yet to emerge, all he can do is stay on Wolong Ridge and wait for the three rascals from the Peach Garden to come calling!

One day, General of the Left Liu Bei arrives at the door, just as Chancellor Zhuge is off traveling far away.

Liu Mu hurriedly invites Liu Bei into the thatched cottage.

"May I ask, are you Wolong?"

"No."

"Sorry to bother you! I'll come back another day to visit your teacher!"

"Uncle, don't rush off! It's just the Longzhong Plan. Anyone can do that!"

"I can even recite the Memorial on the Northern Expedition!"

"Please, take me with you!"

Zhuge Liang: I went traveling for a while, and now I've been replaced?

With Liu Mu on their side, the Shu forces flourish.

At the Battle of Yiling, the camps are set ablaze.

Liu Mu: "Your Majesty, don't panic. I brought a fire extinguisher."

At Shangfang Valley, rain pours down from the heavens.

Liu Mu: "Chancellor, I buried land mines for you."

After restoring the Han dynasty, Liu Mu is chosen as crown prince as the emperor's adopted son.

Liu Shan: Adopted brother, why are you taking my throne?

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance is coincidental. Do not imitate.