Caught Livestreaming an Appraisal: They Asked If the Mummy Was Easy to Fight

After transmigrating to a parallel world, Zhang Ran becomes an antiques appraisal streamer.

Netizens: "Faqiu has seals, Mojin has talismans, Banshan has techniques, Xiling has armor. What have you got, streamer?"

Zhang Ran: "I've got a cheat!"

Netizens: "What? This streamer is teaching people how to raid tombs in the comments. Take notes!"

Zhang Ran: "Follow me so you don't lose your way. Whatever you do, don't go tomb-raiding!"

Police: "We heard someone here is teaching people how to raid tombs."

Zhang Ran: "Those haters are framing me!"

Police: "Are the zongzi easy to fight?"

Zhang Ran: "They're not!"

Police: "And you say you haven't been in a tomb? Cuff him and take him away!"

Zhang Ran: "Zongzi are hard to fight, but they're delicious!"

Mysterious, ancient bronze artifacts?

Experts: "We recommend turning them over to the authorities!"

Zhang Ran: "A bronze rocket? It must be from either the Western Zhou or last week!"

Jade bowls? Jade cups? Jade turtles?

Experts: "We recommend turning them over to the authorities!"

Zhang Ran: "The three-piece set for construction site uncles? That's what you call molded plastic!"

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.