Happy Boy: I Am Really Not a Thief!

Xiao Ran: Hey, what's the point of living? It's better to just die. Truck: I'm coming! Xiao Ran: No, brother, I was just joking, if you really come, I ×%*. … Song Qian: Xiaoran, don't be sad, I will take good care of you in the future. Qiao Yingzi: Xiao Ran, why are you in my mother's room? Also, why are you two faces so red? Tong Wenjie: Xiaoran, my waist hurts a little, can you help me massage it? Fang Duoduo: Brother Xiao Ran, can you teach me how to study? … Xiao Ran: Actually, I'm not really a thief, it's just that the women I like happen to be wives. Forget it, let's not talk about it anymore. Finally, I have to thank the truck driver for sending me into this world. Truck driver: Thank you for the invitation. I am in jail and undergoing rehabilitation. This novel and its characters are purely fictitious. Any similarity is purely coincidental and should not be imitated.