Warhammer: There's Something About This Astra Militarum!

This is the 41st millennium of humanity. The Emperor's Star Torch still guides navigation within the Warp. Carl traveled to the hive world of Mordian and became the commando captain of a gang in the lower hive. Carl, who got the system, smiled like the big green guy who found Scrooge! "Yeah!" "What? Am I untouchable?" "Brother, what are you yelling about? Where are the fire and demons? This is just a white wall..." "... What do you call me? Imperial Truth?" "Don't worry about that for now, what's going on with your subspace navigation? Why can't such a big battleship move?" As an excellent untouchable, Carl decided to make some contribution to the future of mankind. Set a small goal first: "I will smash Tzeentch's crystal maze with one punch, then twist off Khorne's head, and beat Nurgle until he calls him a loving father! Finally, I will bring about another wave of Slaanesh!" "Don't ask why! The good stuff must be saved for last!" "Huh? Where is the subspace?" This novel and its characters are purely fictitious. Any similarity is purely coincidental and should not be imitated.