Xuanhuan: Under Too Much Pressure, I Turned Yellow Paper into Immortal Talismans from the Start

Pressure is an emotion that can spur all things to improve. Take Chen Zhemu's Universal Pressure System, for example: it can transfer pressure amplified a hundredfold into all kinds of objects.

On the day he transmigrated, he was being taken to the execution ground, so...

"The talisman you drew has felt tremendous pressure and has reverted to its ancestral form: the Celestial Phenomenon Spirit Talisman, which commands dragons to bring rain!"

At noon, at the execution ground, the headsman raised his broad sword.

Chen Zhemu recited scripture. In an instant, dark clouds covered the sky and rain poured down like a waterfall. A golden dragon soared through the heavens, stirring clouds and summoning rain.

The people were terrified. They dropped to their knees and cried out, "Immortal Master!"

After that...

"Your battered iron sword has been relentlessly squeezed and has reverted to its ancestral form: the Golden Dawn Immortal Sword!"

"The map of the Western Frontier has borne ten thousandfold pressure and has reverted to its ancestral form: the Star Map of the Six Realms of the Heavens!"

"Your pet fox, tormented by a millionfold pressure, has reverted to its ancestral form: the Holy Fox Maid!"

Chen Zhemu: "I'm only human. What's a little pressure?"

Divine weapons and cultivation manuals: "..."

Holy Fox Maid: "My lord, please act like a human being!"

Adorable sword spirit: "Waaah~ My lord, please stop squeezing me~"

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.