I Recreated China's Lost Secret Arts, So Why Are You Americans Panicking?

"The Four Great Inventions of the Han Kingdom are all useless garbage!"

"The Han people invented gunpowder, and we turned it into bombs. One shot was all it took to blast open the gates of the Han Kingdom!"

Seeing foreign devils slander the great inventions of his ancestors,

Lin Lang, director of the Huaxia Glory Museum, began frantically recreating Huaxia's lost techniques!

When the seismograph precisely predicted an earthquake three days in advance!

When gunpowder from two thousand years ago created a mushroom cloud over Japan!

When Warring States lacquerware completely blocked radar waves and infrared radiation!

When Qimen Dunjia trapped and annihilated six carrier strike groups in the Pacific!

When the compass pointed the way to the stars and the sea...

"Honestly, I never imagined our ancestors were this incredible!"

Faced with Huaxia's overwhelming superiority in every field,

Eagleland wept in utter despair.

"They're choking us off at every turn!"

"You're not leaving us a single way out!"

"You call us imperialists, but you're the real imperialist!"

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.