Warhammer's Chosen: Do I Really Have to Fight for the Island Nation?

I, Lu Yun, am a Warhammer Chosen One!

I get stronger by indulging myself!

I get stronger by killing enemies!

I get stronger every time I come back to life!

I get stronger by messing with people!

And I'm immune to all mental temptations and attacks!

And now you want me to take part in the National Destiny game?

And represent the island nation?

Are you serious?

Lu Yun ponders for a moment, then decides to cause trouble.

Contestant Lu Yun breaks the rules! The entire island nation loses 20% of its lifespan.

Contestant Lu Yun bullies an NPC. Penalty: the island nation loses 30% of its territory.

Contestant Lu Yun...

Island nation: Please, stop playing! You're a Dragon Nation mole, aren't you?

Lu Yun pats the red scarf on his chest. You've got me all wrong.

Lighthouse Nation viewers: Please, don't come over here!

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.