Three Kingdoms: Reborn as Dong Huang, Without a System

Why does everyone else get a System when they're reborn, while I only get a lousy chat group and a few brainless netizens who only know how to shout, "666"?

With help from the chat group, the Dong family flourishes amid the chaos of a troubled age!

What Han dynasty? I'm not even a member of the imperial clan!

Dong Huang: "Uncle! I'll take this world for myself!"

Dong Zhuo: "If I'd known my nephew was this capable, I'd have become emperor ages ago!"

Yuan Shao: "Dong Huang alone is worth a hundred thousand troops!"

Cao Cao: "When it comes to shamelessness, nobody can beat Dong Huang!"

Jia Xu: "My lord, isn't this strategy a little too cruel?"

In the chaotic Three Kingdoms era, a man should have ambition!

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.