You Asked Me to Write a County Chief, and I Say Let the Bullets Fly for a While?

Du Ming transmigrates into the middle of a writing competition.

Contestants have to write based on a topic chosen by the judges.

The first topic is: county magistrate.

All the other contestants write about how to be a good county magistrate.

With no experience, Du Ming can only try a different approach and present Let the Bullets Fly.

One classic line after another leaves the audience baffled at first, but gradually won over.

"I came to Goose Town to do three things: fairness, fairness, and more damn fairness!"

"He's eight years old?!"

"What kind of damn logic is that? Why should a good person have to stand there with a gun pointed at them?"

"... I said he wasn't me! This damn thing has nothing to do with me!"

The audience:

"Every line is iconic. This is so addictive!"

"With lines like these, why aren't they applying to have them recognized as cultural heritage?"

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.