I Asked You to Write About the County Magistrate, and You Said Let the Bullets Fly for a While?

Du Ming traveled to the scene of a creative competition. Contestants need to create based on the theme selected by the judges. The first topic is: County Magistrate. Other contestants are writing about how to be a good county magistrate. Du Ming, who was inexperienced, could only find another way and let the bullets fly. There are endless classic lines, and the audience gradually assimilates from not understanding at first. "I only came to Goose City to do three things. Fairness, fairness! What the hell is fair!" "What the hell is this eight years old?!" "What kind of bullshit is this that good people have to be held at gunpoint?" "... I said he is not me either, this is not me at all!" … Audience: "It's all famous scenes, it's so top-notch!" "With this line, are you sure you don't want to apply for World Heritage status?" … This novel and its characters are purely fictitious. Any similarity is purely coincidental and should not be imitated.