A Scammer? What Are You Talking About? I’m the Middle East’s Great Savior

Three years ago.

To attract traffic, Jiang Cheng changed the name of his online shop to "Global Weapons Store."

Three years later.

Hamas, under a severe blockade, takes him at his word.

They place an order worth five million dollars in one go.

A fake arms dealer has received a real order, and Jiang Cheng panics.

When he gets no reply, Hamas assumes they've run into a scammer.

They beg for a refund, then threaten him.

Just as Jiang Cheng is growing frantic...

"Ding! The Super Arms Dealer System is binding..."

Jiang Cheng gives a wicked smile. "Scammer? What are you talking about? I'm the Middle East's great savior!"

"AK-47s, RPGs, Type 107 rocket launchers. Minimum order: 5,000 sets. Bigger orders get better prices."

"Short-range anti-tank missiles, clearance sale at just $1,000!"

The armed groups across the Middle East:

Hamas: You are our lord and savior.

The Houthis: Even the poor can use hypersonic missiles now.

Hezbollah: Though the hope of the Middle East lies far away in Xia Country, we will go to seek it.

America: Why does Persia have F-35s too?

Israel: Please stop flooding the Middle East with weapons! I'll give the land back to Palestine, okay?

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual events or people is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.