Arms Dumping: Uh-Oh, I've Been Surrounded by the Five Permanent Members

Meng Xiang is tricked by his father into going to northern Myanmar, where he unexpectedly activates the Pinduoduo Weapons System.

He also inherits Pinduoduo's group-buying and "bargain for a discount" features.

So he starts dumping weapons on the market.

M1A2 main battle tanks, F-22 and F-35 stealth fighters, B-2 stealth bombers, Ford-class nuclear-powered aircraft carriers... All knockoffs, all on sale at bargain prices.

Saudi Arabia: "Who's joining me in a group buy for this F-22? I'll pay!"

The Russians: "Stop the frontline for a moment. Everyone come and help me bargain for a discount. We have to get this combat mech today!"

The Indians: "A refund with no return? I'll give it a try... What the hell? Nobody said the tank would explode if I asked for a refund!"

The Bunnies: "Plant trees in the orchard to get coupons? Plant three hundred million trees and you qualify to buy a space carrier?"

The Bunnies look toward the Three-North Shelterbelt behind them...

When his weapons and equipment are being sold across the world, all five permanent members come knocking.

Meng Xiang: "Uh-oh, I've been surrounded by the five permanent members."

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Please do not imitate.