A Spoiled Brat's Wish: Qin Shi Huang Eats Tang Monk's Flesh to Gain Immortality

A Russian-born brat gets just 28 points in English, so his parents go native and give him a good old-fashioned double-team beating.

In the end, he makes a wish: let Qin Shi Huang eat Tang Monk's flesh, unite all under heaven, and standardize the written language.

The System gives me the ultimate mission: make sure children everywhere no longer suffer over learning English.

I am Qin Shi Huang, Ying Zheng.

I toured the realm, then fell gravely ill at Shaqiu.

At death's door, a System descended from the heavens and ordered me to travel to the Tang Dynasty era and become a demon king. If I eat Tang Monk's flesh and complete the objective, I can achieve eternal life and return to the Great Qin era.

See what sparks fly when the Tang Dynasty, Journey to the West, the Qin and Han dynasties, and the modern era collide.

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.