I'm a Post-00s Mayor's Driver, and I'm Cleaning Up the Bureaucracy

I'm Chen Tianci, born in the 2000s. After becoming a leader's driver, I started giving my boss a hard time every day.

When the boss reaches for a dish, I spin the lazy Susan. When the boss opens the door, I get in the car. When the boss takes a drink, I hit the brakes. When the boss starts talking, I start chatting. When the boss offers me a toast, I refuse to drink. Before the boss gets drunk, I'm already wasted!

My motto is to have a good time and not care whether the boss lives or dies.

When the boss took me on a business trip, I waited until we were in the car to tell him I didn't have a driver's license. He drove for three hours while I slept soundly in the back seat for three hours.

When the boss asked me to choose a restaurant, I ordered an extra-spicy hot pot without hesitation. I didn't even choose a split pot.

When the boss took me to visit his mentor, I brought out a can of yellow peaches and told him to hurry up and eat them before they expired.

The boss was completely at his wit's end. "That Chen really knows how to get things done!"

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.