Three Kingdoms: You Were Told to Campaign North, but You Came Back from the South

If the Prime Minister had a hundred thousand Shaquille O'Neals, could he restore the Han dynasty and return to the old capital?

Jing Tian transmigrated into the chaotic Three Kingdoms era and awakened a Merit System.

But he discovered that the System could not only exchange for unlimited food supplies,

it could also exchange for other scarce resources in this world!

Longjiang pork rice? Exchange!!!

KFC family buckets? Exchange!!!

Ultra-hard alloy full-body armor? Exchange!!!

O... O'Neal??

What the heck is this O'Neal? Let's try exchanging for one!!

Months later, when a hundred thousand dark-skinned berserkers, built like towers, arrived at the gates of Luoyang,

Sima Yi cried out in alarm: "Could these be barbarians from beyond the frontier?!"

The hundred thousand troops shouted in unison: "What barbarians? We're the Lakers!"

From then on, Jing Tian used the Merit System to steamroll everything,

conquered Europe and Asia, and kicked the Roman Empire around.

A northern expedition? North America counts as north too!!

Later, the poet immortal praised him:

At dawn I left the colorful clouds of Texas, and by day's end returned to Sanya a thousand miles away.

The gibbons' cries along both banks had yet to cease when my light boat had already passed Mount Fuji.

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.