Performing Skits in Dream of the Red Chamber: The Jia Family Loses Its Cool

Zhao Yingjun, a farmer from Northeast China, transmigrated into the body of Jia Baoyu.

He was dumbfounded, and the entire Jia household was just as dumbfounded.

Xiren: "Baoyu, what are you having for breakfast?"

Baoyu: "Scallion pancakes with pickled vegetables."

Xiren: "..."

Xiren: "Baoyu, what are you having for lunch?"

Baoyu: "Pork and pickled cabbage stewed with glass noodles."

Xiren: "..."

Xiren: "Baoyu, what are you having for dinner?"

Baoyu: "Barbecue with peanuts and beer."

Xiren: "We don't have beer..."

Baoyu: "Oh, then just bring the barbecue."

Xiren: "Does that sound right? Does that sound right? Does that sound right? Are these things the Jia family is supposed to eat?!"

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.