I'm an Idol, So Why Are All My Skills So Cursed?

Ye Fei transmigrated to a parallel world similar to the Blue Star and became an idol trainee competing on a boy-band audition show.

He had nothing going for him but his looks and no other talents. At a critical moment, he awakened a System that rewarded him with all kinds of skills as he accumulated popularity.

But I'm an idol! Why are all my rewards such creepy skills?

Host: "What musical instruments are you good at?"

Other contestants: "Piano, violin, guitar..."

Ye Fei: "The bianzhong!"

Host: "What kind of dance are you good at?"

Other contestants: "Street dance, jazz, Latin..."

Ye Fei: "Does spirit-medium dancing count?"

Host: "What practical skills are you good at?"

Other contestants: "Cooking, painting..."

Ye Fei: "I can dissect a corpse in eight minutes!"

Host: "What are your hobbies?"

Other contestants: "Flower arranging, photography..."

Ye Fei: "Tomb raiding and corpse driving!"

Is this guy really here to become an idol?

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.