The Three Services Wish You a Happy New Year, and You Whine About Being Poor with an Antique?

With the New Year approaching, the various military regions all begin their traditional New Year's greetings from the three branches of the armed forces.

But while the other military regions show off an array of missiles, aircraft carriers, and more, Gao Yuan leads his research institute in unveiling their own equipment.

Zhongzheng rifles, tanks from the last century…

The entire internet erupts. Countless netizens question how a research institute could be so poorly equipped, until a public military exercise reveals the truth!

"Wait, aren't you supposed to be broke? What's this new intercontinental missile?"

"And what the heck is this antigravity hover tank?"

"Where did that plasma laser electromagnetic cannon come from?!!"

As the research institute reveals more and more equipment, netizens finally realize the truth.

"You weren't pretending to be poor. You're the Strategic Deception Bureau, aren't you?"

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.