A Feng Shui Master from Longhu Mountain! I Brought Down the Entire Entertainment Industry

Lin Yi becomes a fortune-teller.

But how is he supposed to tell fortunes?

At the crucial moment, Lin Yi awakens a System that makes whatever he says come true. But the way it comes true is... rather "surprising."

One celebrity after another comes to Lin Yi for a reading.

Wu Yifan: "Master, how can I make my career even hotter?"

Lin Yi: "Use more toothpicks."

Wu Yifan is invited to operate a sewing machine, and dominates the trending headlines for days! You tell me, did he get famous or not?

Cai Xukun: "Master, when will this singing-and-dancing joke finally end?"

Lin Yi: "Don't worry. It'll end today."

Cai Xukun is exposed for getting someone pregnant during a one-night stand, quickly replacing the singing-and-dancing joke as the hottest topic.

Hua Chenyu: "Master, how can I get more people to accept my songs?"

Lin Yi: "That depends on your family."

Hua Chenyu is revealed to have fathered a child out of wedlock. His fans are furious: I'd rather accept his songs than accept him as a person!

Netizens: "Lin Yi, are you trying to destroy the entire entertainment industry of Long Country?"

Lin Yi: Just tell me, were my predictions accurate or not?

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any similarities are purely coincidental. Do not imitate.