Siheyuan: The Martial God Arrives, Beating the Courtyard's Vermin from the Start

Zhang Dalong accidentally transmigrates into the world of "The Birds Are Full in the Courtyard" and, unfortunately, becomes He Yuzhu, the ultimate sucker. From the start, he gets angry and gives the brat Bang Geng a sound beating, earning the Repentance War God System.

From then on, he's the one who lays down the law in the courtyard!

Second Uncle Liu Haizhong tries to pull rank? One kick sends you flying up to the ceiling!

Xu Damao wants to steal someone's girl? Let's see if you can withstand a beating that sends dust and rocks flying!

Jia Zhangshi tries to cast a spell to summon the dead? Don't bother. I'll help you enter the world of the dead myself!

If we've come this far, why not fight!

This little courtyard is packed with talent, but he is the king of them all!

After a storm of meteor-fast punches, the courtyard's troublemakers weep and complain, "Didn't we agree to settle things reasonably?"

Zhang Dalong gives his sandbag-sized fists a shake.

What, never heard that might makes right?

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance is purely coincidental. Please do not imitate.