Showbiz: A Sweetheart Singer? I'm Done Being a Simp

Lin Yi is a washed-up singer known for being a nice guy.

A nice guy? That's just a damn simp! Simps never get a happy ending!

Whoever wants to simp can go ahead. Lin Yi certainly won't.

"Ding! Congratulations, Host. You've awakened the Slacker King System..."

On a music variety show, the beautiful host asks, "Lin Yi, when a girl tells you she wants to buy luxury goods, what would you say?"

Lin Yi: "Go buy them. Why are you asking me?"

Yang Mi: "Lin Yi, you always ignore me. Am I not pretty?"

Lin Yi: "If that's what you want to think, there's nothing I can do."

Dilraba: "Lin Yi, you're not trying to fake a couple's relationship with me, are you?"

Lin Yi: "You'd better be serious."

Liu Yifei: "Have I been puffy lately? My face has gotten a whole lot rounder."

Lin Yi: "That's middle-age spread."

The internet is stunned.

Wasn't he supposed to be a nice-guy singer? Is he giving up on show business?

Just as everyone thinks Lin Yi is about to give up completely...

Lin Yi drops a new song, and the entire Chinese music scene explodes!

I'm not a simp because I make my living with real talent!

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.