Other TV Networks Report the News, Mine Reports Immortals

Song Wen, from a parallel world, becomes an intern host at a TV station.

He is assigned to host the news segment.

But there is something decidedly fishy about all the news stories.

A nine-year-old boy finds a lost sword by the river while washing his hands

The unluckiest man in history suffers more than thirty disasters

A man pretends to jump into a river to escape his nagging girlfriend, then secretly swims home to watch TV

A man spends money too freely, so his family takes him to the hospital for an examination

Song Wen plans to stick it out until his internship ends and then quit, never imagining that he would become a sensation as short-video platforms rise to prominence!

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.