Selling Diamond Fruits from the Start, Destroying the Thunder God's Naginata

Chen Ming brought a Devil Fruit vending System with him

when he transmigrated to the continent of Teyvat.

As long as he could sell a Devil Fruit,

he would gain the corresponding ability.

What?! The Raiden Shogun's strike can't even hurt someone with the Diamond-Diamond Fruit ability?!

Chen Ming: Little Ying, put a little more strength into it. If you can't cut me, you'll have to obediently learn to cook!

Venti: Master Chen Ming, I'll give you my Gnosis if you'll sell me a Wind-Wind Fruit!

Zhongli: With this Tremor-Tremor Fruit, who could fear Celestia?! ... What? You want money! Childe, pay up!

This novel and its characters are purely fictional. Any similarities are coincidental. Do not imitate.