Divorced Eight Times, and You Call That Balenciaga?

After transmigrating to a parallel world, Jiang Yun becomes the host of a matchmaking livestream and activates the God-Tier Language System.

Jiang Yun: "What, you've been married and divorced four times?"

Woman: "So what? My mom's been divorced four times too."

Man: "What? A prestigious scholarly family, a Parisian dynasty with eight divorces."

Woman: "My mom and I both love playing mahjong."

Jiang Yun: "A fine family tradition! Only a fine steed can sire a fine foal!"

Man: "My older brother has been paralyzed for years. He needs someone to feed him, and he has to use a wheelchair whenever he goes out."

Jiang Yun: "He seldom eats mortal food, and wherever he goes, a car is always waiting!"

Man: "Bro, this woman is no good. She's already brought about the deaths of four husbands!"

Jiang Yun: "Little bro, send me the address. I'll mail you a pair of Nikes!"

Netizens cried out: "So this is how you're playing it? Have you no professional ethics?"

But to everyone's surprise, the older single men and women seemed quite pleased with their matchmaking partners.

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.