Lead the Underworld to Defy Heaven

My name is Ma Xiaotian. I have just graduated from college and am an unemployed vagrant. Logically speaking, if I continue to live in this way, my life will not have any troubles. However, I have recently encountered a big event. The underworld and heaven are fighting in my house! The Heavenly Court said that I broke the balance and violated the laws of heaven and should be arrested and put on trial. The underworld said what I recorded in the book of life and death and what heaven said was fart. Heaven wants to kill me, and the underworld wants to protect me. What do I do? What can I do? Since your heaven wants to put me to death, then I will lead the underworld to rebel against you. I will defy heaven! This novel and its characters are purely fictitious. Any similarity is purely coincidental and should not be imitated.