In the Naruto Universe, the Otsutsuki Aliens Are Losing It

During the Fourth Shinobi World War, just as Six Paths Madara and Sasuke and Naruto were beating each other senseless, a gigantic arena appeared in the sky above the ninja world, replacing the light of the Infinite Tsukuyomi. Everyone in the ninja world, from the lowest-ranked genin to the Six Paths themselves, was forced to watch.

Battle One: Bladder-Sensing Madara vs. Silent-Step Backstabber Black Zetsu!

Battle Two: Peak Six Paths Sasuke and Naruto vs. Immortal Isshiki!

Battle Three: Mind-Transfer Akai Ishi Ino vs. Dark-Sky Pipe-Basher Shikamaru!

Battle Four: Well-Nourished, Bloodlusted Naruto vs. Pressure-Proof, Justice-Seeking Sasuke!

Madara: Hah. I've been plotting since the Warring States period. What haven't I seen? Holy crap, I really haven't seen this before.

Black Zetsu: Screw the Warring States period. I'm a living fossil of the ninja world. Wait, there's someone even stronger?

Isshiki Otsutsuki: What the hell, who's the mastermind behind all this? They exposed all my secrets before I even showed up?

Ino and Shikamaru: "User's speech was too extreme and has been blocked"

Naruto and Sasuke: Maybe there really was a chance that we could have switched sides.

Years later, the Otsutsuki descended upon the ninja world and fought a three-year-old in a battle that shook heaven and earth. They exclaimed in shock, "What the heck? How are you supposed to play against someone with hacks?"

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.