Everyone Else Unboxes Knockoff Phones, but You Unbox a Knockoff Black Tower

Ma En is a Bilibili creator who unboxes all kinds of weird products, but his channel never really takes off.

Then one day, he unexpectedly receives a strange sponsorship deal.

From then on, every product he unboxes is more outrageous than the last!

"Hey, folks, today's product has arrived!"

"The seller claims their little Black Tower figure is a perfect replica!"

"Reported! This Black Tower has the intelligence of Iron Man at best. One star!"

"Hey, folks, Old Ma's got another delivery today!"

"The seller says their Gundam can fly straight to Mars!"

"Damn, this seller's lying! It can only fly to the moon!"

"Guys! I got my hands on a Raiden Shogun today!"

"The seller says this Raiden Shogun's Musou no Hitotachi can split the Great Rift Valley in East Africa!"

"Damn it! Rili Ma, give me my money back! It can only split Mount Fuji!"

After that, the knockoffs Ma En unboxed got more and more outrageous.

Knockoff Transformers, knockoff Mechagodzilla,

and even knockoff Droplets, knockoff Two-Dimensional Foils, and knockoff Death Stars. They were all so absurd that people could only stare in disbelief!

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.