All My Immortal Arts Are Bargain-Bin Versions

Jiang Chen often dreams that he is the youngest son of the Jiang family in the Immortal Domain. Because his cultivation talent is poor and he refuses to work hard, the Jiang family patriarch angrily exiles him to the ancestral planet, Blue Star, to start over. He is told he can return only after getting into a top university and graduating.

One day, at the age of seventeen, Jiang Chen finally awakens a special ability. He thinks he's about to become an overpowered hero who dominates the world, only to discover that all the abilities in his mind are bargain-basement versions, and can only be upgraded by studying hard.

"The Great Might Heavenly Dragon Palm is said to shatter all techniques with one strike, but I can only use it for massages?"

"The Myriad Spirits Soul-Control Art is said to control the minds of all beings, but all I can understand is cat talk."

"The Tempered Through a Thousand Trials, Immortal Through Ten Thousand Calamities Body is said to survive any calamity. But it seems it can only make me healthier..."

"One Breath, Three Pure Ones..."

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"What the heck? They're all bargain-basement versions! What am I supposed to do with this?"

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.