Honghuang: I, Tang San Burian, Failed in Journey to the West

As Tang Qian walked out of the bar with his arms around him, a brick was dropped and he was directly photographed in the world of Journey to the West, and became Tang Sanzang, the leader of Buddhist scriptures. From then on, his reputation as an eminent monk was gone forever. At the foot of Wuzhi Mountain! Tang Monk: Wukong, help me remove the internal organs and help my master with the fire! Wukong: ∑O_O; What? ! This bald donkey actually kills animals and eats meat, so arrogant and fake! Tang's Monk: Little White Dragon, this golden hoop is a defensive magic weapon given to you by the master. I will put it on for you. Xiao Bailong: It's finished! Fell into this bald ass's trap! Lingshan Daleiyin Temple! Lingji Bodhisattva: I want to report Tang Sanzang's low moral conduct and outright robbery! Mantian Buddha: Uh..., In front of the World Honored Tathagata Buddha, you said that my disciples have bad conduct and don't want to be involved in Buddhism anymore? ! Guanyin Bodhisattva: Why is Lingji still unhappy? Lingji Bodhisattva: Alas, it's hard to explain in words, my magical treasure, the Wind-fixing Pearl, was taken away by a dog! .. This novel and its characters are purely fictitious. Any similarity is purely coincidental and should not be imitated.