Naruto: the King of Opportunities, the Tailed Beast Dominates the Five Kingdoms

"Transmission error, I will give you an ability: 1. You will not be afraid of water after eating the ability fruit. 2. Obtain an anesthesia watch and a voice changer. 3. Become the king of machine combat. Which one do you choose?" MD, I want to open a harem for pirates. You can pass it on to Hokage for me and give me the ability of the Mecha King. I quit and give it to the Mecha King, right? When I drive the tailed beast, Kuku will explode. The five major countries are all messy and dirty. If I see anyone who is displeased, I will take them and beat them up. If you hear someone shouting "Motorcycle Warrior Transformed", don't put that seal in place. I'll slap you with a slap from Kyuubi. Just wait for your reincarnation. The open-tailed beast dominates the five kingdoms, marries Hinata, and fucks Sakura. So cool! This novel and its characters are purely fictitious. Any similarity is purely coincidental and should not be imitated.