Naruto: Becoming the Mecha King, Commanding the Tailed Beasts, and Ruling the Five Nations

"Teleportation error! Choose one ability as compensation: 1. Eat a Devil Fruit without fearing water. 2. Get an anesthetic watch and a voice changer. 3. Become a Mecha King. Which will it be?"

Damn it, I was supposed to go to the pirate world and build a harem, but you sent me to Hokage and gave me a Mecha King ability.

I'm done with this. You want me to be a Mecha King? Fine, I'll ride a Tailed Beast and blow everything to pieces.

What Five Great Nations? What Seven Spots and Eight Earths? Whoever gets on my nerves is getting beaten up.

If you hear someone shout "Motorcycle Warrior, transform!" don't just stand there weaving hand signs. I'll smack you with one swipe from the Nine-Tails, so get ready for Rinne Rebirth.

Ride a Tailed Beast, dominate the Five Great Nations, marry Hinata, and go after Sakura.

This is awesome!

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