I Just Asked Uncle Sam for a Handout, So Why Are the Emigrants All Losing It?

In his previous life, Jiang Ran spent his entire life simping for his girlfriend, only to put her through graduate school and then be callously dumped.

Despairing, he leapt from the top of a building.

As he died, Jiang Ran swore that if he got another life, he would focus all his energy on making money.

Love?

Not even a dog would date!

When he opened his eyes again, Jiang Ran found himself competing on a money-making show that was all the rage across Blue Star.

Whoever could earn a million within a month would win a staggering six billion dollars!

Just as Jiang Ran was racking his brains over how to win, he unexpectedly awakened the Slacker Meltdown System!

As long as he slacked his way to last place, he could claim a massive reward of one hundred billion dollars.

And what's more!

Every viewer he drove to a meltdown would add to his meltdown points!

From then on, Jiang Ran fully embraced his slacker life.

"Time to beg for food again, bros!"

"Eat up, everyone. The Empress Dowager settled the bill for us ages ago!"

As meltdown points kept pouring in, Jiang Ran was utterly baffled:

I only went to beg for food in Eagle Sauce. How did I make all the people trying to escape melt down?

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.