Help, I'm Drowning

No need to read the whole text, it's all water, water, water, water, water, water, water, water, water, water, water, water, water, water, water, water, water, water, water, water, water, water, water, water. Water, water, water, water, water, water, water, water, water, water, water, water, water, water, water, water, water, water, water, water. This novel and its characters are purely fictitious. Any similarity is purely coincidental and should not be imitated.