I Also Want to Stay Clean in This World

Something is wrong with this world, very wrong! Why are there only a few boys in an all-boys school? Why are all girls' schools male teachers? Why is there no one in the classroom during school hours? Why are there strange noises everywhere after class? This world is too scary! "Uncle driver! Uncle driver! Here for business!" "Who are you asking?" "Me! Me! Send me away quickly..." This novel and its characters are purely fictitious. Any similarity is purely coincidental and should not be imitated.