You Were Supposed to Fill In as the Interviewer, but You Made Them Drink Boiled Water

Qin Zheng transmigrates to a parallel world and becomes an intern at a provincial TV station. When the host of a popular science show falls ill, he's pushed into taking over, with unexpected results.

"Master Dong, that cup of yours won't do. How about trying mine? Is it hot?"

"It's not hot! Really, it's not hot! Not at all... not... not hot!"

Blue ice falls from the sky, and the village sage says it's water with no source.

"Haha, eat it and all your illnesses will vanish. You'll feel as light as a swallow!"

Qin Zheng says with a straight face, "A reminder to all viewers: don't eat things of unknown origin, or you'll end up sharing a table with Lao Ba."

A flying stick flashes past a camera at a research institute at night, sparking heated discussion.

"Don't answer! Don't answer!"

Qin Zheng smiles. "Experts have examined it and determined that it was merely a small bug flying around in the air!"

"I don't believe it! The Trisolarans are definitely here. I'm going to send a signal!"

A brother and sister find a Tai Sui, claim it's worth a million, and bring in an expert to appraise it. The expert stammers.

Qin Zheng steps forward, tears off a piece, and says, "This is clearly silicone plastic from an adult toy!"

The expert panics. "You... how can you just say that outright?"

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any similarities to real people or events are purely coincidental. Do not imitate.